There should be a fairytale ending and comi-tragic death this football season.

There should be a fairytale ending and comi-tragic death this football season.

Prediction: The Packers will play the Patriots for Superbowl XLII (pronounced “Superbowl Schleeeee!”) The game will be heavily hyped because of the unstoppable Patriots and promising-yet-underdog Packers. The Patriots will take an early lead. Randy Moss will then–of course–get punched in the face. And the Packers will miraculously win in some sort of epic come from behind offensive onslaught. Brett Favre will be the MVP. After the game, while standing on the winners stage hoisting the trophy and his son, he’ll announce that he’ll retire (thank God) John Madden–having climaxed in some sort of vicarious and orgasmic love fest–will then die, his life being complete. There… watch…

Peace be with you my dear old man.

Leave a Reply